unimpressedcats:

“don’t look at me” “2 good 4 u” My cat has sass.

unimpressedcats:

“don’t look at me” “2 good 4 u” My cat has sass.

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its-an-occupational-hazard:

heckyeahdisneymerch:

Possibly going to get flax for this, but whatever. I know a lot of people mistake Anastasia for a Disney character, I know this is a Disney blog. I also know that a whole lot of the fandom loves Anastasia. For that reason, and chances are, this one time, I’m posting the shirt that is up for today on Shirt Punch!

Enjoy!

well that was another $14 spent but okay

seriously tho

it’s so pretty

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jaredhower:

i hate when i wear a skirt or dress somewhere and people ask me why i’m dressed so fancy like i don’t need an occasion to free my legs from the constraints of pants thank you very much

(via its-an-occupational-hazard)

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dearmisswhite:

crazyboutthemwranglerjeans:

“Can I ask you something?”

The single scariest phrase in the english language, guaranteed to make your heart drop

right behind “we need to talk”

(via bananas-and-fandoms)

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i cybered on omegle today

  • You: hi
  • Stranger: hey
  • You: wanna cyber
  • Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
  • You: ya
  • Stranger: And okay then, you start?
  • You: i come into ur bedroom
  • You: and ur sleeping
  • You: and i crawl under your blanket
  • Stranger: I'm still asleep
  • You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
  • You: and u wake up and smile
  • Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
  • You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
  • You: cutting off your penis
  • Stranger: wait
  • You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
  • Stranger: Then what...?
  • You: I HATE YOU
  • Stranger: I didn't cheat
  • You: you bleed to death in your bed
  • Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
  • You: nobody ever knows what happened
  • You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
  • You: the end
  • Stranger: I have a mercedes?
  • You: not anymore faggot
  • Your conversation partner has disconnected.

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eqiunox:

Red Bloodstar Hanging out on Kelp by Inge Johnsson

eqiunox:

Red Bloodstar Hanging out on Kelp by Inge Johnsson

(via earthandanimals)

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I’d have to be giving Josh Hutcherson CPR. My mouth touching his was a beautiful moment, it will live with me for the rest of my life.

Sam Claflin on his favorite moment on set of Catching Fire (via catchingupdates)

(via maysileedoner)

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What was your favorite moment on set if you could pick one highlight? 

(via maysileedoner)

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